Hawkworld Humor of the Day

   Many remember the classic scene from the 1992 movie, A Few Good Men. Tom Cruise is trying to get Jack Nicholson to confess or give up information about a soldier's death and in the heat of the moment, Tom Cruise yells "I want the truth!" Nicholson yells back with the utmost hatred in his eyes, "You can't handle the truth!" 

I changed it up a bit.